The Odyssey begins (Day 1 Zaterdag - May 1st 2004)
Our strange band gather at the Cross Lane / Langdale Road lay line, supplies
gathered from Aldi /Asda & Somerfield. Our vehicles blessed - we departed
towards Nefyn.
At noon we entered the domain of The Prince of Wales, truly it was Deliverance
Country in Caenarfon. We challenged the local trolls for the seats known as
Ours, we were successful - they sought revenge with the ancient jam roly poly,
our champion had to admit defeat. Our journey to Nefyn continued.
We made contact with the maiden known as the Keyholder and entered the domain
of the Three Herrings, our fortress. Brave Fineogs of the North's first task
was to tame the Beer Barrel of Eternal Thirst but alas his waters broke &
a waterfall feature magically appeared & thence disappeared. Success was
gained at his 2nd attempt & there was much rejoicing. We then left our
fortress & surveyed the area known as Screw Road and this led to verily
a sandy shore and lo and behold we saw muppets on a string trying to fly their
battle kites but they were no equal for the Sisters Grim who stomped mightily
on their cords with distain.
We returned home by the track of dis-repair, the group feasted on roasted flesh & quaffed for England & St George. An entertainment known as "Passout" was laid before us by Brave Fineogs of the North, the gauntlet thrown down: The Sh*t-faced Seven attacked the game with gusto - if not wisdom, not all survived - Lady Linda of Harley perished in the bogged area after a tongue sandwich with the knight formerly known as MWNB . She won the Thong of Despair for this. Weary & emotional the band settled down to watch a haunted box showing The Blues Bros
THE END
(..........OR IS IT)